Genial...

cassius_clay13> so I was with my friend bryan the other night in a bar
cassius_clay13> well he got really drunk and said he was gonna puke
cassius_clay13> so i helped him walk to the toilet
cassius_clay13> all the stalls were occupied
emoti_conartist> lol
cassius_clay13> bryan is a rugby player... so a big guy
cassius_clay13> so he fucking KICKS one of the stall doors open
cassius_clay13> and there's this guy in there taking a shit
emoti_conartist> hahahahahaha
cassius_clay13> and bryan throws up ALL OVER HIM
cassius_clay13> then (this is genius) bryan thinks 'oh shit... if i were taking a shit and someone came in and was sick all over me, i'd want to fuck him up... so i'd better hit him first'
cassius_clay13> so he fucking SMACKS this guy in the face
cassius_clay13> and runs away
cassius_clay13> imagine being that guy... WORST NIGHT OUT EVER


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