Ten Thoughts to Ponder for 2008

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#10 - Life is sexually transmitted.
#9 - Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
#8 - Men have two emotions:Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.
#7 - Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day, teach a person to use the internet and they won't bother you for weeks.
#6 - Some people are like a Slinky . Not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you shove them down the stairs.
#5 - Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.
#4 - All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to Criticism.
#3 - Why does a slight tax increase cost you $200.00 and a substantial tax cut saves you $30.00?
#2 - In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is Weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.
#1 - Life is like a jar of Jalapeno peppers. What you do today, might Burn Your Butt Tomorrow.